What do the candidates mean for tech?

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Happy Thursday, folks.

March Madness is just a month away…

Hope you’re watching plenty of film to prepare for the TSB Community Bracket Challenge 👀

Biden isn’t likely to get a nomination for Mount Rushmore.

Republicans weren’t going to approve of anything he did, and that’s assuming they even acknowledge the fact that he won…

Dems have been disappointed that he hasn’t thrown everyone with a gas-powered car in jail and served the millionaires to the homeless on paper plates.

And the questions around his age and mental capacity have been circling since the day he was sworn into office.

This past week, Putin gave a deep analysis of Russian history.

Biden got Egypt and Mexico mixed up during an emergency press conference called after the internet melted down because the United States Department of Justice determined that he wasn’t mentally fit to stand trial.

Members of his own party have started to wonder whether it might be time to put the silver horse out to pasture.

Should this happen, who are some of the most likely candidates to replace him, and where do they stand on the various technologies dominating Silicon Valley

Let’s dive in and determine who would mean what for the next four years of tech policy 👇️ 

Cheers to another day,

Trey